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A formal letter to my brain

I wrote this on Monday when I was much more waylaid by my cold than I expected. These last two days, I decided not to set an alarm and let my body wake itself up. My brain is a lot more functional now, but that does not mean it’s off the hook!

Dear Brain,

Over the last several years, it has come to my attention that you are not fully meeting the expectati…